Kenya Made in China

Theatre: Kenya Made in China, Dec. 9-21 2014 @ Alliance Française

Kenya Made in China
Dates: December 9-21, 2014
Venue: Alliance Française auditorium
Time: Weekdays @ 6.30pm, Weekend @ 3, & 6.30pm
Tickets: 500/-

All this time Kenyans have thought that all fake things have come from China. Little do we know that that is a cover-up for the massive fakeness that we have embraced as Kenyans.

A Heartstrings Entertainment production, directed by Sammy Mwangi

Comedy: Madam Kenyan President, Aug. 7-12 2012 @ Alliance


Madam Kenyan President is back!

After being billed as the craziest show so far, Heartstrings Kenya brings 8 final shows of the comedy Madam Kenyan President in August.
Directed by: Sammy Mwangi and Victor Ber

Date: August 7–12, 2012 [8 shows only] Venue: Alliance Française de Nairobi
Times: 6.30pm weekdays, 3 & 6.30pm weekdays.
Charges: Kshs 500
Contact: 0721 608 656

Hilariously we will get to know why the best man for the job is a woman. What will Kenya be like under a woman president?

We all have arguably shouted from the rooftops that this country Kenya cannot and shall not be ruled by a woman. That there is no place at the top for a woman to hold. That is a position that is traditionally held by men and so women should forget it and take their rightful position. The second position.

Heartstrings Kenya in a ridiculously hilarious manner and their fashion will show that our president doesn’t have to be a woman. And this is because the women have become small presidents in their many positions that they have taken in our society. The way we all drink, eat, breathe, belch, talk, sleep, wake up, etc etc. is all controlled by woman. The hard fact is that whatever each and every individual Kenyan does, a woman is the one who finally decides. So if the society thinks that we don’t have a woman president, they are wrong because we have them in offices, factories, homes, and schools. They are our mothers, wives, girlfriends, concubines, secretaries, mama mbogas, house helps, etc etc.

A woman is not ruling Kenya, but a woman is surely ruling the world.

We will never look at this country in the same way again because what a man can do, a woman already did it better.